[Mike Muir/Mike Clark] Ah damn, we got a lot of stupid people Doing a lot of stupid things Thinking a lot of stpuid thoughts And if you want to see one Just look in the mirror Gotta k** Captain Stupid, can't you see him Today we start the new way, we're Suicidal Gotta k** the old way, we'll make it better Won't you join our mission, don't be stupid Got to k** Captain Stupid Got to k** Captain Stupid Brothers k**ing brothers, what up with that? Can't you see they're laughing, that ain't funny Babies making babies, that ain't love You just got screwed over, get some respect Got to k** Captain Stupid Got to k** Captain Stupid Got to k** Captain Stupid Got to k** Captain Stupid k** him, k** him, k** him Gotta k** Captain Stupid k** him, k** him, k** him Gotta k** Captain Stupid k** him, k** him, k** him Gotta k** Captain Stupid k** him, k** him, k** him And I don't understand why People be bringin' Captain Stupid in their lives Treating him like a superhero Glorifying him when he ain't nothing but a superpunk And you see, you're the one who's gonna have to stop him 'Cause you're the one that started him Oh, what's that? So now you say life s**s Well, ninety-nine percent of it's What you make of it... So if your life s**s, you s** What's that crap you're smoking, playing the fool Waste your life for nothing, when you're something What the hell you thinking, mind pollution Got to get back control, it's your life fool Got to k** Captain Stupid Got to k** Captain Stupid Got to k** Captain Stupid Got to k** Captain Stupid k** him, k** him, k** him Gotta k** Captain Stupid I gotta, you gotta, I gotta Gotta k** Captain Stupid k** him, k** him, k** him Gotta k** Captain Stupid I gotta, you gotta, I gotta Gotta k** Captain Stupid What's that now? Ah, so you're scared to do something about it Well, you better be scared not to do something about it Because if you don't k** Captain Stupid Captain Stupid gonna k** you Got to k** Captain Stupid...fool