An old man with white hair and a molding bouquet came home for his daily bread and festive crap dance
Takes off his winning smile, badge on the table
He finds that he's lost his edge cause he's got no nerve
Earlier that day he pleaded with the Ledgeman
Extended his hand and and a winning smile
Come with me and you'll see why it's worthwhile
The Ledgeman swooned into his arms in the Victorian style
The audience gave him a standing ovation
The constable applauded at his innovation
The sheriff stood for a handshake photo
The old man took the ledgeman's curiosity home with him
As the old man searched through his grab bag of emotions
He stumbled upon the curiosity he'd picked up that day
He inspected it with his swollen itchy hand
And his trigger finger revolted
His trigger finger revolted
An old man with white hair and a molding bouquet comes home for his daily bread and festive crap dance
Takes off his winning smile, badge on the table
He finds that he's lost his edge cause he's got no nerve
An old man with white hair and a molding bouquet is home for his daily bread and festive crap dance
Takes off his winning smile, badge on the table
He finds that he's lost his edge cause he's got no nerve