Strip Mall Seizures - True Story lyrics

An old man with white hair and a molding bouquet came home for his daily bread and festive crap dance Takes off his winning smile, badge on the table He finds that he's lost his edge cause he's got no nerve Earlier that day he pleaded with the Ledgeman Extended his hand and and a winning smile Come with me and you'll see why it's worthwhile The Ledgeman swooned into his arms in the Victorian style The audience gave him a standing ovation The constable applauded at his innovation The sheriff stood for a handshake photo The old man took the ledgeman's curiosity home with him As the old man searched through his grab bag of emotions He stumbled upon the curiosity he'd picked up that day He inspected it with his swollen itchy hand And his trigger finger revolted His trigger finger revolted An old man with white hair and a molding bouquet comes home for his daily bread and festive crap dance Takes off his winning smile, badge on the table He finds that he's lost his edge cause he's got no nerve An old man with white hair and a molding bouquet is home for his daily bread and festive crap dance Takes off his winning smile, badge on the table He finds that he's lost his edge cause he's got no nerve