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f** the Middle East
There's too many problems
They just get in the way
We could sure live without them
They hijack our planes
They raise our oil prices
We'll k** em all and have a ball
And end their f**in crisis BEIRUT, LEBANON, won't exist once we're done
LIBYA, IRAN, we'll flush those ba*tards down the can
SYRIANS and SHIITES, we'll crush their faces with our might
Then Israel and Egypt can live in peace without these dicks.