==================== f** the Middle East There's too many problems They just get in the way We could sure live without them They hijack our planes They raise our oil prices We'll k** em all and have a ball And end their f**in crisis BEIRUT, LEBANON, won't exist once we're done LIBYA, IRAN, we'll flush those ba*tards down the can SYRIANS and SHIITES, we'll crush their faces with our might Then Israel and Egypt can live in peace without these dicks.