[Verse 1]
Got off the plane down at LAX
Hailed a cab and got up in the back like an*l s**
Gave him the cash I had on hand, my homie payed the rest
Feeling like the lamb of God, time for me to be laid to rest
Check into the hotel, nap, and then it's time to go
Don't usually smoke, but the weed out here is fire though
A town of entertainers, so it's full of liars, yo
High as f** on the strip, where we going? I don't know
Got molly, though; call up one of my famous friends
Yeah, you know 'em; but I ain't naming them
The Standard's what I say to them; they say okay and then
I reach out to my ex girl, tell her we can make amends
Meet up by the pool, too cool, never lame, right?
Feeling like a new man, it's about to be a Wayne Knight
Everything we do is trill, do nothing that these lames might
Cali sure knows how to party, no chance of a sane night, right?
[Verse 2]
Everyone's too drunk to drive, so we gotta get a room
Pow pow boom, quick as f** we up and Zebra's taking shrooms
Everybody's f**ed up, everybody's zoning
Party's getting too wild, I gotta get my own sh**
She thought she had Blake Griffin's door
So she had to slither in
I told her, "Wrong mixed n***a," she don't care
Aight, we sinning then
She light a blunt and hufflepuff; wrap is apple cinnamon
I take a shot of whiskey, snort a line, and wake like finnegan
I hit and then I hit again; she got down and gave me jaw
And when when I smack that a**, she cut my back up with them raven claws
Then I hit it doggie; sh** is serious, she want it all
Then dome again; she the head master like McGonagall
Wanna ball? Team up with real n***as, yo
Feel like I'm in heaven cause this angel is a centerfold
Young or old, shy or bold, this city does you right, I'm told
Goodbye to cold, I'm on a vacation where the light is gold
You know?