Stevie McFly - Hollywood Vacation lyrics

[Verse 1] Got off the plane down at LAX Hailed a cab and got up in the back like an*l s** Gave him the cash I had on hand, my homie payed the rest Feeling like the lamb of God, time for me to be laid to rest Check into the hotel, nap, and then it's time to go Don't usually smoke, but the weed out here is fire though A town of entertainers, so it's full of liars, yo High as f** on the strip, where we going? I don't know Got molly, though; call up one of my famous friends Yeah, you know 'em; but I ain't naming them The Standard's what I say to them; they say okay and then I reach out to my ex girl, tell her we can make amends Meet up by the pool, too cool, never lame, right? Feeling like a new man, it's about to be a Wayne Knight Everything we do is trill, do nothing that these lames might Cali sure knows how to party, no chance of a sane night, right? [Verse 2] Everyone's too drunk to drive, so we gotta get a room Pow pow boom, quick as f** we up and Zebra's taking shrooms Everybody's f**ed up, everybody's zoning Party's getting too wild, I gotta get my own sh** She thought she had Blake Griffin's door So she had to slither in I told her, "Wrong mixed n***a," she don't care Aight, we sinning then She light a blunt and hufflepuff; wrap is apple cinnamon I take a shot of whiskey, snort a line, and wake like finnegan I hit and then I hit again; she got down and gave me jaw And when when I smack that a**, she cut my back up with them raven claws Then I hit it doggie; sh** is serious, she want it all Then dome again; she the head master like McGonagall Wanna ball? Team up with real n***as, yo Feel like I'm in heaven cause this angel is a centerfold Young or old, shy or bold, this city does you right, I'm told Goodbye to cold, I'm on a vacation where the light is gold You know?