[Intro: The Overseer]
Another day at the office
Wonder what papers I'll have to file?
Maybe Rachel from accounting will talk to me today?
f**
Time to sit on my a** for the day and do stupid sh**
f** it, I'm getting some coffee
Pour a cup... Hm... Another f**ing cup
Where's the boss? Not around?
f** it, I'm putting on some Hotman
[Chorus 1: DCP]
Inject me with coffee to make me feel alive
Ass rammed by the man, cause I'm working nine to five
Hey, hey, nine to five
Hey, hey, nine to five
Hey, hey, nine to five
Hey, hey, nine to five
[Interlude 1: The Overseer]
...And the fax machine isn't working again
Gotta put up with this sh** every day
You think that my cheap a** boss could afford a working fax machine but no he can't
And he's standing right there. f**
[Verse 1: DCP]
Been working all day, my boss is f**ing gay
Cubicle b**h s**ing corporate dick
Throw out my reports, cause I don't give a sh**
Boss wants to fire me, well f** him, I quit
I don't give a damn, take a sh** on my desk
Pick it up and rub it all over my chest
Every single morning, brush my teeth with Crest
I'll take Rachel from accounting, piss between her breasts
[Chorus 2: Stevie]
Inject me with coffee to make me feel alive
Ass rammed by the man, cause I'm working nine to five
Hey, hey, nine to five
Hey, hey, nine to five
Hey, hey, nine to five
Hey, hey, nine to five
[Interlude 2: The Overseer]
Eighteen f**ing years and you have the gall to fire me?
You have the f**ing ga- You know all the sh** I've put into this f**ing business?
Nah, f** this, I don't f**ing need this
I'm gonna go home to my f**ing family
Gonna get my son, we're gonna play some f**ing wiffy ball
[Verse 2: Trance]
Take a sh** in the break room, cause I'm f**ing sick
I hope nobody walks in but Santorum Rick
Jazz in the coffee pot, watch Rachel take a sip
Oh, it doesn't turn me on, cause I like fat dick
Computer at my desk it is strictly used for p**n
Lunch break comes around so I jack off to gay p**n
Boss walks by, so I put my dick away
Oh, just forget about it, I want him to know I'm gay
[Chorus 3: Trance]
Inject me with coffee cause it makes me feel alive
Ass rammed by the man, cause I'm working nine to five
Hey, hey, nine to five
Hey, hey, nine to five
Hey, hey, nine to five
Hey, hey, nine to five
[Interlude 3: The Overseer]
Alright, Dad's home, family meeting everyone
Gonna get right to it
I just got fired from my job
We're gonna run into some financial trouble
But I a**ure you we're fine
We have Hotman, I've got the new CD
I've listened to it and I'm a changed man
Hotman, this one's for you
[Outro: Trance & The Overseer]
"Dad, what are you doing?"
"Son, I'm burning all of these Fozzy CD's."
"Why are you doing that?"
"To signify the dethroning of a former dadrock king
And the bestowing of another."