Stevie Brock - Nine To Five lyrics

[Intro: The Overseer] Another day at the office Wonder what papers I'll have to file? Maybe Rachel from accounting will talk to me today? f** Time to sit on my a** for the day and do stupid sh** f** it, I'm getting some coffee Pour a cup... Hm... Another f**ing cup Where's the boss? Not around? f** it, I'm putting on some Hotman [Chorus 1: DCP] Inject me with coffee to make me feel alive Ass rammed by the man, cause I'm working nine to five Hey, hey, nine to five Hey, hey, nine to five Hey, hey, nine to five Hey, hey, nine to five [Interlude 1: The Overseer] ...And the fax machine isn't working again Gotta put up with this sh** every day You think that my cheap a** boss could afford a working fax machine but no he can't And he's standing right there. f** [Verse 1: DCP] Been working all day, my boss is f**ing gay Cubicle b**h s**ing corporate dick Throw out my reports, cause I don't give a sh** Boss wants to fire me, well f** him, I quit I don't give a damn, take a sh** on my desk Pick it up and rub it all over my chest Every single morning, brush my teeth with Crest I'll take Rachel from accounting, piss between her breasts [Chorus 2: Stevie] Inject me with coffee to make me feel alive Ass rammed by the man, cause I'm working nine to five Hey, hey, nine to five Hey, hey, nine to five Hey, hey, nine to five Hey, hey, nine to five [Interlude 2: The Overseer] Eighteen f**ing years and you have the gall to fire me? You have the f**ing ga- You know all the sh** I've put into this f**ing business? Nah, f** this, I don't f**ing need this I'm gonna go home to my f**ing family Gonna get my son, we're gonna play some f**ing wiffy ball [Verse 2: Trance] Take a sh** in the break room, cause I'm f**ing sick I hope nobody walks in but Santorum Rick Jazz in the coffee pot, watch Rachel take a sip Oh, it doesn't turn me on, cause I like fat dick Computer at my desk it is strictly used for p**n Lunch break comes around so I jack off to gay p**n Boss walks by, so I put my dick away Oh, just forget about it, I want him to know I'm gay [Chorus 3: Trance] Inject me with coffee cause it makes me feel alive Ass rammed by the man, cause I'm working nine to five Hey, hey, nine to five Hey, hey, nine to five Hey, hey, nine to five Hey, hey, nine to five [Interlude 3: The Overseer] Alright, Dad's home, family meeting everyone Gonna get right to it I just got fired from my job We're gonna run into some financial trouble But I a**ure you we're fine We have Hotman, I've got the new CD I've listened to it and I'm a changed man Hotman, this one's for you [Outro: Trance & The Overseer] "Dad, what are you doing?" "Son, I'm burning all of these Fozzy CD's." "Why are you doing that?" "To signify the dethroning of a former dadrock king And the bestowing of another."