[Chorus]
Crank this up in your walkman
Cause you're listening to Hotman
So crank this up in your walkman
Cause you're listening to Hotman
[Verse 1: DCP]
Walk down the street and what do I see?
A pretty little thing looking back at me
He says "What's up?"
I say "Hotman."
He says "You're hot."
I say "Hot damn."
[Bridge: Stevie Brock]
I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay
I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay
Every day I think about it, I'm so f**ing gay
There's no doubt about the fact I'm gay
[Chorus]
Crank this up in your walkman
Cause you're listening to Hotman
So crank this up in your walkman
Cause you're listening to Hotman
[Verse 2: Trance]
Walk down the street and what do you see?
A tight, pink tracksuit on little old me
You say I'm hot
I say "You're not."
I'm being a dick
Wait, is that Santorum Rick? f**!
[Bridge: Stevie Brock]
I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay
I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay
Every day I think about it, I'm so f**ing gay
There's no doubt about the fact I'm gay
[Chorus]
Crank this up in your walkman
Cause you're listening to Hotman
So crank this up in your walkman
Cause you're listening to Hotman
[Verse 3: Stevie Brock]
Slap, back, it's a snack attack
I'm going to Wendy's, meet me in the back
s**ing the co*k, as I stare at The Rock
He's my favorite f**ing wrestler, my favorite f**ing wrestler
I'll be licking his eyebrows while we listen to Shinedown
Before I f**ing know it, I'll be jacking off a sad clown
Having mixed emotions about my s**ual status
Aw f** it, I feel like a woman
[Bridge: Stevie Brock]
I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay
I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay
Every day I think about it, I'm so f**ing gay
There's no doubt about the fact I'm gay
[Chorus]
Crank this up in your walkman
Cause you're listening to Hotman
So crank this up in your walkman
Cause you're listening to Hotman