[Chorus] Crank this up in your walkman Cause you're listening to Hotman So crank this up in your walkman Cause you're listening to Hotman [Verse 1: DCP] Walk down the street and what do I see? A pretty little thing looking back at me He says "What's up?" I say "Hotman." He says "You're hot." I say "Hot damn." [Bridge: Stevie Brock] I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay Every day I think about it, I'm so f**ing gay There's no doubt about the fact I'm gay [Chorus] Crank this up in your walkman Cause you're listening to Hotman So crank this up in your walkman Cause you're listening to Hotman [Verse 2: Trance] Walk down the street and what do you see? A tight, pink tracksuit on little old me You say I'm hot I say "You're not." I'm being a dick Wait, is that Santorum Rick? f**! [Bridge: Stevie Brock] I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay Every day I think about it, I'm so f**ing gay There's no doubt about the fact I'm gay [Chorus] Crank this up in your walkman Cause you're listening to Hotman So crank this up in your walkman Cause you're listening to Hotman [Verse 3: Stevie Brock] Slap, back, it's a snack attack I'm going to Wendy's, meet me in the back s**ing the co*k, as I stare at The Rock He's my favorite f**ing wrestler, my favorite f**ing wrestler I'll be licking his eyebrows while we listen to Shinedown Before I f**ing know it, I'll be jacking off a sad clown Having mixed emotions about my s**ual status Aw f** it, I feel like a woman [Bridge: Stevie Brock] I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay Every day I think about it, I'm so f**ing gay There's no doubt about the fact I'm gay [Chorus] Crank this up in your walkman Cause you're listening to Hotman So crank this up in your walkman Cause you're listening to Hotman