[Verse 1: Matt]
I'm in Chuck E, ninja
f**in' b**hes
All the rats
Find the cheese in my britches
Put on my Chuck E suit
Stick my dick out
Punch a couple kids
In they mothaf**in' mouth
I'm a nice guy
I just have some guilty pleasures
Desperate times call for
Desperate mothaf**in' measures
Call my dudes
There's a rat in the house
He's a dirty motherf**er
That Chuck E Cheese mouse
[Hook]
Chuck the police
Motherchuck the police
[Verse 2: James]
Galaxy 5000
I'm stuntin' on your f*ggots
f**in' with the skee ball
And chillin' with Bob Saget
I'm eatin' pizza
While b**hes s** my f**in' dick
f** around with me and
You wish you were a f**in' stick
[Hook]
[Outro]