[Verse 1: Matt] I'm in Chuck E, ninja f**in' b**hes All the rats Find the cheese in my britches Put on my Chuck E suit Stick my dick out Punch a couple kids In they mothaf**in' mouth I'm a nice guy I just have some guilty pleasures Desperate times call for Desperate mothaf**in' measures Call my dudes There's a rat in the house He's a dirty motherf**er That Chuck E Cheese mouse [Hook] Chuck the police Motherchuck the police [Verse 2: James] Galaxy 5000 I'm stuntin' on your f*ggots f**in' with the skee ball And chillin' with Bob Saget I'm eatin' pizza While b**hes s** my f**in' dick f** around with me and You wish you were a f**in' stick [Hook] [Outro]