[Hook]
I need you, baby, in my life
400 pounds, you'll be my wife
I'm a chubby chaser, yeah it's true
If you're portly, baby, I want you
[Verse 1: Stephen]
When you go joggin' down my street
I can't help but beat my meat
The way your flesh rolls rise and set
Let me lick the sweat underneath your breasts
May I nibble that fat a**
Would a French kiss be too cra**
Hickeys down your triple chin
I pray to god you never thin
[Hook]
[Verse 2: Matt]
Workin' up a sweat all day
Chasin' after chubby
Got the girl in my bath
And the water's kinda bubbly
Lovey dovey
You my hubby
Rubby rubby
My meat stick
Don't be surprised
When you see it's eight feet thick
Special delivery
For my special one
I like my girls wet and wild
And a couple tons
Pick them up at the club
Ridin' on the poles
Take 'em home
Get my friends to fill in all the holes
Turn the lights out
And got myself a little weird
Stick my dick in a cup
The freezer, some guy's beard
I don't give a f**
About your age, your name, your gender
Your body's broken
And my penis is a special mendor
Ha ha, yeah
But I ain't gay
Every straight guy
f**s a couple dudes every day
Drink a bit, f** around
Couple hours later
Come to find
Wait, rewind
I just f**ed Christian Slater