[Hook] I need you, baby, in my life 400 pounds, you'll be my wife I'm a chubby chaser, yeah it's true If you're portly, baby, I want you [Verse 1: Stephen] When you go joggin' down my street I can't help but beat my meat The way your flesh rolls rise and set Let me lick the sweat underneath your breasts May I nibble that fat a** Would a French kiss be too cra** Hickeys down your triple chin I pray to god you never thin [Hook] [Verse 2: Matt] Workin' up a sweat all day Chasin' after chubby Got the girl in my bath And the water's kinda bubbly Lovey dovey You my hubby Rubby rubby My meat stick Don't be surprised When you see it's eight feet thick Special delivery For my special one I like my girls wet and wild And a couple tons Pick them up at the club Ridin' on the poles Take 'em home Get my friends to fill in all the holes Turn the lights out And got myself a little weird Stick my dick in a cup The freezer, some guy's beard I don't give a f** About your age, your name, your gender Your body's broken And my penis is a special mendor Ha ha, yeah But I ain't gay Every straight guy f**s a couple dudes every day Drink a bit, f** around Couple hours later Come to find Wait, rewind I just f**ed Christian Slater