GUITEAU (spoken):
Guess who!
Did I surprise you?
MOORE (spoken):
You scared me half to d**h.
GUITEAU (spoken):
(shouting) I AM A TERRIFYING AND IMPOSING FIGURE!
You know, you are a very handsome woman.
MOORE (spoken):
Thank-you.
GUITEAU (spoken):
How would you like to be the wife of the Amba**ador to France?
MOORE (spoken):
That would be nice.
GUITEAU (spoken):
Come, let me steal a kiss.
MOORE (spoken):
I don't think so.
GUITEAU (spoken):
Oh just one little kiss
MOORE (spoken):
Stop.
GUITEAU (spoken):
Oh-ho ho! A coat-cat hey!
MOORE (spoken):
Let go of me.
GUITEAU (spoken):
(shouting) I WANT A KISS!
MOORE (spoken):
Are you alright?
GUITEAU (spoken):
I am more then alright. I am extraordinary. I am to be reckoned with. I am the next Amba**ador to France!
CONDUCTOR (spoken):
Your train is on track six, Mr. President.
GUITEAU (spoken):
President Garfield!
GARFIELD (spoken):
Yes?
GUITEAU (spoken):
I want to be Amba**ador to France!
GARFIELD (spoken):
I'm sorry?
GUITEAU (spoken):
I want to be Amba**ador to France.
GARFIELD (spoken):
Mad as a hatter...