TO DOROTHY WITH LOVE FROM A
HOLE IN THE GROUND
I LOOKED AT MY NOKIA LIQUID
CRYSTAL ASS DISPLAY
AND SAW YOUR NAME IN IT
I WATCHED YOU WALK IN YOUR
CHECKERED DRESS
ALONG SQUARE CEMENT TILES;
ANSWERED MY DUMB PHONE
YOUR SHADOW CAST FORWARD
SOFT WHITE NOISES, YOU SMILED
I SAID ‘I FOUND YOU'
YOU SAID ‘MISS NEW BOOTY'
IN LOVE ON A SIDEWALK
THE REAL, HORRIBLE TRUTH