TO DOROTHY WITH LOVE FROM A HOLE IN THE GROUND I LOOKED AT MY NOKIA LIQUID CRYSTAL ASS DISPLAY AND SAW YOUR NAME IN IT I WATCHED YOU WALK IN YOUR CHECKERED DRESS ALONG SQUARE CEMENT TILES; ANSWERED MY DUMB PHONE YOUR SHADOW CAST FORWARD SOFT WHITE NOISES, YOU SMILED I SAID ‘I FOUND YOU' YOU SAID ‘MISS NEW BOOTY' IN LOVE ON A SIDEWALK THE REAL, HORRIBLE TRUTH