IMPALE ME WITH AN
ICEPICK YOUNG TREES OF
EQUATORIAL GUINEA!
AND THEN, IF YOU CAN, THROW
ON YOUR ADIDAS TRACK SUIT AND
RUN THE fu*k AWAY!
BENEATH THIS FOUNTAIN
WHERE I MET YOU AND AM
NOW BEGGING YOUR
MAJESTY, MARRY ME
I AM ALSO ANXIOUSLY LOGGING IN
AND OUT OF ALL MY SOCIAL MEDIA
ACCOUNTS AT ONCE!