IMPALE ME WITH AN ICEPICK YOUNG TREES OF EQUATORIAL GUINEA! AND THEN, IF YOU CAN, THROW ON YOUR ADIDAS TRACK SUIT AND RUN THE fu*k AWAY! BENEATH THIS FOUNTAIN WHERE I MET YOU AND AM NOW BEGGING YOUR MAJESTY, MARRY ME I AM ALSO ANXIOUSLY LOGGING IN AND OUT OF ALL MY SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNTS AT ONCE!