f** L.A
[Verse 1]
I tried once to be civil
But I just got put on hold
I'm sick of hearing complaints
The espresso is too cold
You act like you're a friend
But then you talk 'bout how we s**
Just save it for your dil*o
That's the only thing you'll f**
[Chorus]
If I was smart, I'd run fast (out of this town)
Sometimes I want to shout and scream
f** L.A
[Verse 2]
Traded your Doc Martens
In exchange for cowboy boots
You're asking who's Keith Morris
Yeah, you're punk rock
Where's your roots
You're a rocker, you're a biker
You're punk rock, now you skate
Last year it was Zeppelin
Now it's Bad Brains
You're a fake
[Chorus]
If I was smart, I'd run fast (out of this town)
Sometimes I want to shout and scream
f** L.A
I f**ing know what I'm talking about, f**ers
[Bridge/Breakdown]
Now don't get me wrong
You're probably thinking
We're just some trendy punk-rock band jumping on the band wagon
Like, how many times have you heard me say 'f**' anyway?
Seven to be exact, and we still have four more to go
Now I know L.A.'s got some beautiful people
It's also got some great bands
NOFX, Bad Religion....
Hell, I owe my life to this city
But I have had more motorcycles stolen here
Than Nirvana has songs about h**n
You can't really surf unless you want to get hepatitis
Wait a Second!
[Chorus]
If I was smart, I'd run fast (out of this town)
Sometimes I want to shout and scream
f**
If I was smart, I'd run fast (out of this town)
Sometimes I want to shout and scream
f** L.A
f** L.A
f** L.A
f** it!