Stephen Marcussen - The City With Two Faces lyrics

f** L.A [Verse 1] I tried once to be civil But I just got put on hold I'm sick of hearing complaints The espresso is too cold You act like you're a friend But then you talk 'bout how we s** Just save it for your dil*o That's the only thing you'll f** [Chorus] If I was smart, I'd run fast (out of this town) Sometimes I want to shout and scream f** L.A [Verse 2] Traded your Doc Martens In exchange for cowboy boots You're asking who's Keith Morris Yeah, you're punk rock Where's your roots You're a rocker, you're a biker You're punk rock, now you skate Last year it was Zeppelin Now it's Bad Brains You're a fake [Chorus] If I was smart, I'd run fast (out of this town) Sometimes I want to shout and scream f** L.A I f**ing know what I'm talking about, f**ers [Bridge/Breakdown] Now don't get me wrong You're probably thinking We're just some trendy punk-rock band jumping on the band wagon Like, how many times have you heard me say 'f**' anyway? Seven to be exact, and we still have four more to go Now I know L.A.'s got some beautiful people It's also got some great bands NOFX, Bad Religion.... Hell, I owe my life to this city But I have had more motorcycles stolen here Than Nirvana has songs about h**n You can't really surf unless you want to get hepatitis Wait a Second! [Chorus] If I was smart, I'd run fast (out of this town) Sometimes I want to shout and scream f** If I was smart, I'd run fast (out of this town) Sometimes I want to shout and scream f** L.A f** L.A f** L.A f** it!