Vegan living, so healthy and clean
So much brown rice, so many mung beans
And no meat, not one bite of meat
Juicy meat, succulent meat.
Instead I get, gluten and sea weed stew.
Rice milk and lentils and f**in tofu
I respect every creature from horsefly to cow.
I'd blow a goat for some bacon right now
Yeah I'd blow a goat for some bacon, right now
You eat your southern fried chicken
And I'll just have fruit
How's that T-bone?
No really, it's cool
I'll just chew on this turnip root
With a couple chick peas
k** me please
I'm tired of hummus
And bulgur wheat
Tofurkey tof** yourself
I want some meat
I respect every creature the birds and the bees
Well I'd eat the sh** out some Whopper with cheese
Believe me I'd f** up that Whopper with cheese
(Whoa) alfalfa sprouts and a red bean
A handful of trail mix
Mmm what a treat
How about some soy yogurt served in a bowl?
I'd rather eat a hobo's a**hole
Yeah I'd rather eat a hobo's a**hole