Stephen Lynch - No Meat lyrics

Vegan living, so healthy and clean So much brown rice, so many mung beans And no meat, not one bite of meat Juicy meat, succulent meat. Instead I get, gluten and sea weed stew. Rice milk and lentils and f**in tofu I respect every creature from horsefly to cow. I'd blow a goat for some bacon right now Yeah I'd blow a goat for some bacon, right now You eat your southern fried chicken And I'll just have fruit How's that T-bone? No really, it's cool I'll just chew on this turnip root With a couple chick peas k** me please I'm tired of hummus And bulgur wheat Tofurkey tof** yourself I want some meat I respect every creature the birds and the bees Well I'd eat the sh** out some Whopper with cheese Believe me I'd f** up that Whopper with cheese (Whoa) alfalfa sprouts and a red bean A handful of trail mix Mmm what a treat How about some soy yogurt served in a bowl? I'd rather eat a hobo's a**hole Yeah I'd rather eat a hobo's a**hole