When the game of life makes you feel like quittin',
It helps a lot if you k** a kitten
Mark my words, cause from where I'm sittin,
You can't go wrong if you k** a kitten.
There's no crime that you'll be commitin'
I know the law, you can k** a kitten.
If you need yarn for that scarf you're knittin'
Youll get plenty when you k** a kitten
Feed it turpentine, or break its spine,
Crush it with your shoe, as long as you...
k** a kitten
If the one you love isn't quite as smitten,
She'll like you better when you k** a kitten
To quote the bible, cause that's where it's written
If ye loveth Jesus, ye must k** a kitten
Flush it down the can, hit it with your van,
Throw it at a train, make it snort c**aine
Drown it in a lake, bake a kitty cake
Stick some TNT up its cat booty
Do what you must do, as long as you...
k** a kitten
k**ing kittens isn't easy,
And if the thought makes you feel queasy,
Grab a pitchfork from the shed,
And k** a puppydog instead!
k** a kitten, k** a kitten, for a mitten
k** a kitten (4x)
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