Stephen Lynch - k** a Kitten lyrics

When the game of life makes you feel like quittin', It helps a lot if you k** a kitten Mark my words, cause from where I'm sittin, You can't go wrong if you k** a kitten. There's no crime that you'll be commitin' I know the law, you can k** a kitten. If you need yarn for that scarf you're knittin' Youll get plenty when you k** a kitten Feed it turpentine, or break its spine, Crush it with your shoe, as long as you... k** a kitten If the one you love isn't quite as smitten, She'll like you better when you k** a kitten To quote the bible, cause that's where it's written If ye loveth Jesus, ye must k** a kitten Flush it down the can, hit it with your van, Throw it at a train, make it snort c**aine Drown it in a lake, bake a kitty cake Stick some TNT up its cat booty Do what you must do, as long as you... k** a kitten k**ing kittens isn't easy, And if the thought makes you feel queasy, Grab a pitchfork from the shed, And k** a puppydog instead! k** a kitten, k** a kitten, for a mitten k** a kitten (4x) k**....