Kate monster
(spoken)
Finally! I get to teach a whole lesson all by myself!
And I'm gonna teach something relevant, something
Modern -- the internet!
(sung)
The internet is really really great
Trekkie monster
For p**n!
Kate monster
I got a fast connection so I didn't have to wait
Trekkie monster
For p**n!
Kate monster
There's always some new site
Trekkie monster
For p**n!
Kate monster
I browse all day and night
Trekkie monster
For p**n!
Kate monster
It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light
Trekkie monster
For p**n!
Kate monster
(spoken)
Trekkie!
Trekkie monster
(sung)
The internet is for p**n! The internet is for p**n!
Why do you think the net was born?
p**n! p**n! p**n!
Kate monster
(spoken)
Trekkie! What are you doing?
Trekkie monster
Hello, Kate Monster
Kate monster
You are ruining my song
Trekkie monster
Oh, me sorry. Me no mean to
Kate monster
Well, if you wouldn't mind, please, being
Quiet for a minute so I can finish?
Trekkie monster
Okey-dokey
Kate monster
Good
(sung)
I'm glad we have this new technology
Trekkie monster
For p**n. (oop!)
Kate monster
Which gives us untold opportunity
Trekkie monster
For p**n. (ooops, sorry!)
Kate monster
Right from your own desktop...
Trekkie monster
For p----
Kate monster
You can research, browse and shop...
Until you've had enough and you're ready to stop!
Trekkie monster
For p**n!
Kate monster
Trekkie!
Trekkie monster
The internet is for p**n!
The internet is for p**n!
The internet is for p**n!
Me up all night honking me
Horn to p**n, p**n, p**n!
Kate monster
(spoken)
That's gross! You're a pervert!
Trekkie monster
Ahh, sticks and stones, Kate Monster
Kate monster
No, really, you're a pervert! Normal people
Don't sit at home and look at p**n on the internet!
Trekkie monster
Ohhhhh?
Kate monster
What?
Trekkie monster
You have no idea. Ready, normal people?
Brian
Ready!
Gary coleman
Ready!
Rod
Ready!
Trekkie monster
Lemme hear it!
(sung)
Guys
The internet is for p**n
Princeton
Sorry, Kate!
Guys
The internet is for p**n
Princeton
I masturbate!
Trekkie monster
All these guys unzip their flies for...
Guys
p**n! p**n! p**n!
(spoken)
Kate monster
The internet is not for p**n!
Hold on a second!
Trekkie monster
Wha?
Kate monster
Now, I happen to know for a fact that you, Rod
Check your portfolio and trade stocks online
Rod
That's correct
Kate monster
Brian
Sure
Kate monster
And Gary, you keep selling your possessions on eBay!
Gary coleman
Yes, I do!
Kate monster
And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card
Princeton
True
Trekkie monster
But Kate... what you think he do after, hmmm?
Princeton
Yeah
Kate monster
Ewww!
(sung)
Guys
The internet is for p**n
The internet is for p**n
Grab your dick and double click
For p**n! p**n! p**n!
Poooorn!
Poooorn!
The internet is for
Internet is for
Internet is for p**n!
Kate
(spoken simultaneously)
Gross! I hate p**n! I hate men!
I'm leaving! I hate the internet!