Stephanie D'Abruzzo - The Internet Is For p**n lyrics

Kate monster (spoken) Finally! I get to teach a whole lesson all by myself! And I'm gonna teach something relevant, something Modern -- the internet! (sung) The internet is really really great Trekkie monster For p**n! Kate monster I got a fast connection so I didn't have to wait Trekkie monster For p**n! Kate monster There's always some new site Trekkie monster For p**n! Kate monster I browse all day and night Trekkie monster For p**n! Kate monster It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light Trekkie monster For p**n! Kate monster (spoken) Trekkie! Trekkie monster (sung) The internet is for p**n! The internet is for p**n! Why do you think the net was born? p**n! p**n! p**n! Kate monster (spoken) Trekkie! What are you doing? Trekkie monster Hello, Kate Monster Kate monster You are ruining my song Trekkie monster Oh, me sorry. Me no mean to Kate monster Well, if you wouldn't mind, please, being Quiet for a minute so I can finish? Trekkie monster Okey-dokey Kate monster Good (sung) I'm glad we have this new technology Trekkie monster For p**n. (oop!) Kate monster Which gives us untold opportunity Trekkie monster For p**n. (ooops, sorry!) Kate monster Right from your own desktop... Trekkie monster For p---- Kate monster You can research, browse and shop... Until you've had enough and you're ready to stop! Trekkie monster For p**n! Kate monster Trekkie! Trekkie monster The internet is for p**n! The internet is for p**n! The internet is for p**n! Me up all night honking me Horn to p**n, p**n, p**n! Kate monster (spoken) That's gross! You're a pervert! Trekkie monster Ahh, sticks and stones, Kate Monster Kate monster No, really, you're a pervert! Normal people Don't sit at home and look at p**n on the internet! Trekkie monster Ohhhhh? Kate monster What? Trekkie monster You have no idea. Ready, normal people? Brian Ready! Gary coleman Ready! Rod Ready! Trekkie monster Lemme hear it! (sung) Guys The internet is for p**n Princeton Sorry, Kate! Guys The internet is for p**n Princeton I masturbate! Trekkie monster All these guys unzip their flies for... Guys p**n! p**n! p**n! (spoken) Kate monster The internet is not for p**n! Hold on a second! Trekkie monster Wha? Kate monster Now, I happen to know for a fact that you, Rod Check your portfolio and trade stocks online Rod That's correct Kate monster Brian Sure Kate monster And Gary, you keep selling your possessions on eBay! Gary coleman Yes, I do! Kate monster And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card Princeton True Trekkie monster But Kate... what you think he do after, hmmm? Princeton Yeah Kate monster Ewww! (sung) Guys The internet is for p**n The internet is for p**n Grab your dick and double click For p**n! p**n! p**n! Poooorn! Poooorn! The internet is for Internet is for Internet is for p**n! Kate (spoken simultaneously) Gross! I hate p**n! I hate men! I'm leaving! I hate the internet!