I f**ed 17 girls in a row last night
And 10 of them gave me head
I had to tip the maid a hundred dollar bill
To clean the wet spot off the bed, yes I did
The very next day I told the guys,
They flipped me off and said that's all lies
Got to admit I was a little peaved, Stix and Lexxi wouldn't believe
I f**ed seventeen
Seventeen girls in a row
What a dirty hoe
I banged 17 girls in the grocery store
And never lost my erection, no
They had to mop all s**m in aisle 3
And some poop in the produce s**-s**-s**-tion, stinky
When I told the boys in the band
They said motherf**er, you're out of your f**ing head
I don't lie about the girls I screw,
They're all so jealous 'cause they know it's true
I f**ed seventeen
Seventeen girls in a row, yes I, yes I did
Seventeen girls in a row
Seventeen girls, I shoot my blanks in every hole
Seventeen girls in a row
When I was done, they were begging for more
I f**ed 17 girls at the trailer park down in Memphis, Tennessee
I whipped out my dick and they got on their knees,
Like they were all getting ready to pray
Wham to the bam to the thank you ma'am,
Then I praised the Lord like Billy Graham
Hell, maybe where I'm gonna go,
But when we get there I'm pretty sure the Devil will know
I f**ed seventeen
Seventeen girls in a row
Sweet, young, juicy p**y
I f**ed seventeen girls in a row
Hop on that cameltoe
I f**ed seventeen girls in a row