Steel Panther - 17 Girls In A Row lyrics

I f**ed 17 girls in a row last night And 10 of them gave me head I had to tip the maid a hundred dollar bill To clean the wet spot off the bed, yes I did The very next day I told the guys, They flipped me off and said that's all lies Got to admit I was a little peaved, Stix and Lexxi wouldn't believe I f**ed seventeen Seventeen girls in a row What a dirty hoe I banged 17 girls in the grocery store And never lost my erection, no They had to mop all s**m in aisle 3 And some poop in the produce s**-s**-s**-tion, stinky When I told the boys in the band They said motherf**er, you're out of your f**ing head I don't lie about the girls I screw, They're all so jealous 'cause they know it's true I f**ed seventeen Seventeen girls in a row, yes I, yes I did Seventeen girls in a row Seventeen girls, I shoot my blanks in every hole Seventeen girls in a row When I was done, they were begging for more I f**ed 17 girls at the trailer park down in Memphis, Tennessee I whipped out my dick and they got on their knees, Like they were all getting ready to pray Wham to the bam to the thank you ma'am, Then I praised the Lord like Billy Graham Hell, maybe where I'm gonna go, But when we get there I'm pretty sure the Devil will know I f**ed seventeen Seventeen girls in a row Sweet, young, juicy p**y I f**ed seventeen girls in a row Hop on that cameltoe I f**ed seventeen girls in a row