She's got b**hing blonde hair and big blue eyes
Our tour bus hit her now she's paralysed
I saw her sittin' by the stairs, crying in her wheelchair
As people laugh and walk on by
I scooped her up and dragged her to the second floor
Wiped the drool off her chin and I was ready to score (I got lucky! )
(She's my) She's my handicapped s*ut (We broke her back now I'm gettin' in
Her crack)
(She's my) She's my handicapped s*ut (Hot dog! )
I like to bounce her on the bed, wrap her legs around her head
Eileen is always ready to play.
I tie her up with rubber bands, dress her up like Jackie Chan
I know she'll never run away
I'm here to tell the world not to be afraid,
Disabled b**hes still really want to get laid (You're gonna love it! )
(She's my) She's my handicapped s*ut (Her computer does the talkin'! )
(She's my) She's my handicapped s*ut (It's like f**ing Stephen Hawking! )
My f** puppet, my s**y cripple bootie call
Disabled b**hes are the dirtiest f** in the hall.
(She's my) She's my handicapped s*ut (Ya ye ye yeah! )
Front row parking, government checks
Our electric bed is f**in' k**er for s**
Pain pills, nurses, wheelchair ramps.
Pushin' her round till my legs get cramps.
(Are you ready for some lovin' baby? Here comes some sunshine! )
(Whoo hoo hoo hoo! )
(Whah whah whah whah whah whah whah! )
(Hoo hoo hoo ha ha! )
(She's my) She's my handicapped s*ut (Just what I need, Yeah! )
(She's my) She's my handicapped s*ut (Oh, f** yeah! )
(She's my) She's my handicapped s*ut
(She's my) She's my handicapped s*ut
I'm a-rockin', she's a-rollin', she's a-rollin' rollin' rollin'. Always
f**in' rollin'
(She's my) Handicapped s*ut.