Steel Panther - Handicapped Slut lyrics

She's got b**hing blonde hair and big blue eyes Our tour bus hit her now she's paralysed I saw her sittin' by the stairs, crying in her wheelchair As people laugh and walk on by I scooped her up and dragged her to the second floor Wiped the drool off her chin and I was ready to score (I got lucky! ) (She's my) She's my handicapped s*ut (We broke her back now I'm gettin' in Her crack) (She's my) She's my handicapped s*ut (Hot dog! ) I like to bounce her on the bed, wrap her legs around her head Eileen is always ready to play. I tie her up with rubber bands, dress her up like Jackie Chan I know she'll never run away I'm here to tell the world not to be afraid, Disabled b**hes still really want to get laid (You're gonna love it! ) (She's my) She's my handicapped s*ut (Her computer does the talkin'! ) (She's my) She's my handicapped s*ut (It's like f**ing Stephen Hawking! ) My f** puppet, my s**y cripple bootie call Disabled b**hes are the dirtiest f** in the hall. (She's my) She's my handicapped s*ut (Ya ye ye yeah! ) Front row parking, government checks Our electric bed is f**in' k**er for s** Pain pills, nurses, wheelchair ramps. Pushin' her round till my legs get cramps. (Are you ready for some lovin' baby? Here comes some sunshine! ) (Whoo hoo hoo hoo! ) (Whah whah whah whah whah whah whah! ) (Hoo hoo hoo ha ha! ) (She's my) She's my handicapped s*ut (Just what I need, Yeah! ) (She's my) She's my handicapped s*ut (Oh, f** yeah! ) (She's my) She's my handicapped s*ut (She's my) She's my handicapped s*ut I'm a-rockin', she's a-rollin', she's a-rollin' rollin' rollin'. Always f**in' rollin' (She's my) Handicapped s*ut.