I'm hung like a horse but I don't eat hay
s**in' one dick doesn't make you gay
That's what all the boys in prison say
s** it white boy, s** it white boy, s** it
Bein' real rich doesn't make you cool
Your Ed Hardy shirts still soaked in drool
Everyone can see that you're still a tool
A tool with a lot of money
People are stupid that's the way it is, you see
Don't be stupid a deny the reality
Well you can drive a b**hin' car and wear new clothes
But you're stupid and everybody already knows
Dr. Phil's a dick and Oprah too
I got six inches they both can chew
I wouldn't force a terrorist to watch The View
or listen to Dr. Laura
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Jenny McCarthy's a stupid who*e
Gonna slam my nuts in the bathroom door
If she whines about vaccines anymore
Ignoring scientific data, oh yeah
People are stupid, baby that sure explains a lot
Pretty sure it's 'cause they don't you their brains a lot
You can go off to college and get a degree
But you're still a big dumb motherf**er to me
It don't make no sense
Retarded czars and presidents
Better join 'em, you and me
We'll never beat 'em, can't you see
Oh yeah
When you got the bird flu and you're on a plane
If you're doin' 35 in the pa**in' lane
Use more than 10% of your brain
Before I kick you in the testes
People are stupid, honey that's just the way it is
(Stupid motherf**ers everywhere)
Stupid people runnin' the country and the music biz
(What the f**'s it take to win a Grammy?)
People so dumb that they can't even tie their shoes
(Even when they got their sandals on)
Livin' on the dole and havin' kids that are stupid too
(Stupid f**in' kids playin' Call of Duty)
Dumb motherf**ers livin' next door to Lexxi Foxxx
(Lexxi Foxxx is so f**in' stupid)
Not as dumb as him but dumber than a bag of rocks
(Bag of rocks is so f**in' stupid)
So tell stupid people to s** your dong
And listen to another Steel Panther song