Steel Panther - People Are Stoopid lyrics

I'm hung like a horse but I don't eat hay s**in' one dick doesn't make you gay That's what all the boys in prison say s** it white boy, s** it white boy, s** it Bein' real rich doesn't make you cool Your Ed Hardy shirts still soaked in drool Everyone can see that you're still a tool A tool with a lot of money People are stupid that's the way it is, you see Don't be stupid a deny the reality Well you can drive a b**hin' car and wear new clothes But you're stupid and everybody already knows Dr. Phil's a dick and Oprah too I got six inches they both can chew I wouldn't force a terrorist to watch The View or listen to Dr. Laura sponsored links Jenny McCarthy's a stupid who*e Gonna slam my nuts in the bathroom door If she whines about vaccines anymore Ignoring scientific data, oh yeah People are stupid, baby that sure explains a lot Pretty sure it's 'cause they don't you their brains a lot You can go off to college and get a degree But you're still a big dumb motherf**er to me It don't make no sense Retarded czars and presidents Better join 'em, you and me We'll never beat 'em, can't you see Oh yeah When you got the bird flu and you're on a plane If you're doin' 35 in the pa**in' lane Use more than 10% of your brain Before I kick you in the testes People are stupid, honey that's just the way it is (Stupid motherf**ers everywhere) Stupid people runnin' the country and the music biz (What the f**'s it take to win a Grammy?) People so dumb that they can't even tie their shoes (Even when they got their sandals on) Livin' on the dole and havin' kids that are stupid too (Stupid f**in' kids playin' Call of Duty) Dumb motherf**ers livin' next door to Lexxi Foxxx (Lexxi Foxxx is so f**in' stupid) Not as dumb as him but dumber than a bag of rocks (Bag of rocks is so f**in' stupid) So tell stupid people to s** your dong And listen to another Steel Panther song