Ho ho ho!
Santa´s gettin´ ripped and he´s lost some weight
He´s on a low-carb diet and he´s lookin´ great
He´s got a sack full of rubbers and you better believe
The ladies will be screaming on Christmas Eve!
He delievers the s**y and he never fails
The rest of the year he works at Chippendales!.
Sexy s**y santa
He´s got a b**hin´ sled and some rock-hard abs
Sexy s**y santa
He knows you´ve been naughty cuz he´s keepin´ tabs!
In the back of his sleigh he´s got some hoe hoe hoe´s
They´re lickin´ eggnog drippin´ from his firehouse
He traded little Prancer for an exotic dancer
Yeah, you can see his North Pole if you look at his pants-a!
He´s got a b**hin´ red suit and he´s totally buff
He´ll come to your house if you got a stocking to stuff!
Sexy s**y santa
He´s kissin´ girls under the camel toe
Sexy s**y santa
The elves are all horny and they´re snortin´ blow
Sexy s**y santa
Its the UK, USA, Brazil and Japan
Sexy s**y santa
Makin´ love to every Chirstmas-lovin´ woman and man! s** it!
Yeah, he´s spreadin´ Christmas cheer
To the Scrooges and the Grinches
Here´s your log, its a chubby eleven inches!
Naked on his reindeer pounding some booze
Makin´ love to Christians and renegade Jews!
He´s got a calander but only one day has an ´X´
That leaves 364 days for s**!
Sexy s**y santa
More cushin for the pushin´ gonna plough you all night!
Sexy s**y santa
He´s hot but he used to be a big fat cow!
Sexy s**y santa
All the little girls wanna sit on his lap
Sexy s**y santa
Get ´em riled up so they get free crap
Wow! Little girl you wanna get some Christmas inside of you tonight?