Steel Panther - Sexy Santa lyrics

Ho ho ho! Santa´s gettin´ ripped and he´s lost some weight He´s on a low-carb diet and he´s lookin´ great He´s got a sack full of rubbers and you better believe The ladies will be screaming on Christmas Eve! He delievers the s**y and he never fails The rest of the year he works at Chippendales!. Sexy s**y santa He´s got a b**hin´ sled and some rock-hard abs Sexy s**y santa He knows you´ve been naughty cuz he´s keepin´ tabs! In the back of his sleigh he´s got some hoe hoe hoe´s They´re lickin´ eggnog drippin´ from his firehouse He traded little Prancer for an exotic dancer Yeah, you can see his North Pole if you look at his pants-a! He´s got a b**hin´ red suit and he´s totally buff He´ll come to your house if you got a stocking to stuff! Sexy s**y santa He´s kissin´ girls under the camel toe Sexy s**y santa The elves are all horny and they´re snortin´ blow Sexy s**y santa Its the UK, USA, Brazil and Japan Sexy s**y santa Makin´ love to every Chirstmas-lovin´ woman and man! s** it! Yeah, he´s spreadin´ Christmas cheer To the Scrooges and the Grinches Here´s your log, its a chubby eleven inches! Naked on his reindeer pounding some booze Makin´ love to Christians and renegade Jews! He´s got a calander but only one day has an ´X´ That leaves 364 days for s**! Sexy s**y santa More cushin for the pushin´ gonna plough you all night! Sexy s**y santa He´s hot but he used to be a big fat cow! Sexy s**y santa All the little girls wanna sit on his lap Sexy s**y santa Get ´em riled up so they get free crap Wow! Little girl you wanna get some Christmas inside of you tonight?