lovely city, ugly city
fallowfield has lovely bars
where students talk about tits and cars
we live by the can*l
where they won't park
our minds are in the gutter
and we don't car for stars
trendy city
this city is worth more than it's bars
I don't give a f** about your day job
you're robbing us blind in baking charges
four lost piss-heads in a cheap high-rise
will rip the sh** from you tonight
well janice has electric shock hairstyles
and teeth that fall out when she smiles
I don't give a f** about your band
I'm with janice on cash in hand
ugly city
club landos is our home