lovely city, ugly city fallowfield has lovely bars where students talk about tits and cars we live by the can*l where they won't park our minds are in the gutter and we don't car for stars trendy city this city is worth more than it's bars I don't give a f** about your day job you're robbing us blind in baking charges four lost piss-heads in a cheap high-rise will rip the sh** from you tonight well janice has electric shock hairstyles and teeth that fall out when she smiles I don't give a f** about your band I'm with janice on cash in hand ugly city club landos is our home