What's all this then Mr Mick
Dancing on a rubbish tip
Ballet shoes What ballet shoes
Are you sure you're here at all
Not back in the hall of residence Mr Mick
With all the other lunatics
Are you crazy Mr Mick
Why try to pin the word insane on Mr Mick
What says his brain has to be labelled as disabled
Just because it seems unstable
Here he apparently sits
Old man on the rubbish tip
In actual fact he's miles away
Thinking of another day
A girl he met on holiday
And what did she say that day
He remembers she was the landlords daughter
A lovely girl and very kind
And something had happened on Coniston Water
Something happened on Coniston Water
A beer garden on a sunny day
I'd ordered up a gla** of ale
The landlords daughter rather pale
Something had happened on Coniston Water
Some sort of trouble on Coiston Water
Don't remember what
The rhododendrons looked nice, I remember
Yeh it was really not too bad
But the landlords daughter was quite sad
Something happened on Coniston Water
Coniston Water..............Coniston Water