Stackridge - Hazy Dazy Holiday lyrics

What's all this then Mr Mick Dancing on a rubbish tip Ballet shoes What ballet shoes Are you sure you're here at all Not back in the hall of residence Mr Mick With all the other lunatics Are you crazy Mr Mick Why try to pin the word insane on Mr Mick What says his brain has to be labelled as disabled Just because it seems unstable Here he apparently sits Old man on the rubbish tip In actual fact he's miles away Thinking of another day A girl he met on holiday And what did she say that day He remembers she was the landlords daughter A lovely girl and very kind And something had happened on Coniston Water Something happened on Coniston Water A beer garden on a sunny day I'd ordered up a gla** of ale The landlords daughter rather pale Something had happened on Coniston Water Some sort of trouble on Coiston Water Don't remember what The rhododendrons looked nice, I remember Yeh it was really not too bad But the landlords daughter was quite sad Something happened on Coniston Water Coniston Water..............Coniston Water