[Verse 1]
I know something exciting is happening
I am gonna sh** someone
It maybe the biggest midget in the world
It maybe the biggest quer in the world
but whatever it is you are gonna give them an 8-baller
You might stick your co*k up the clock
and you might be an a**-jabber
but whatever you are, you are gonna give them an 8-baller
You may have got nudged by an a**s**er
and you may have got dodged by an axwound
but whatever you gotten, you are gonna give them an 8-baller
What a load of bollocks, you are such a beaner and a motherf**er
a person might bumblef** you someday and we might go out together
but before you do, you have to give them an 8-baller
You have a clitface I said and you have a big penis
it doesn't matter what you have, you're gonna give them an 8-baller
Someday you might turn into a co*kmuncher, but for the moment focus on giving them an 8-baller
[Chorus]
The 1st thing is I am gonna become gay...
The 2nd thing is I am gonna win the love of my teen school crush...
The 3rd thing is I am gonna become so sound this world wants me
The 4th thing is I am gonna give the motherf**ers an 8-baller
an 8-baller
an 8-baller
an 8-baller
[Verse 2]
I maybe a c*ntlicker
but whatever it takes, I will give someone an 8-baller
You may stick in your head into my dick
but whatever it takes, I will give someone an 8-baller
Some people may call you a fata** and a f*ggot
but whatever it takes, I will give someone an 8-baller
Scream so loud, getting f**in' laid
but whatever it takes, I will give someone an 8-baller
You're crazy b**h, but you f** so good, I'm on top of it
but whatever it takes, I will give someone an 8-baller
But I like the way you f** me
but whatever it takes, I will give someone an 8-baller
I can't stand a b**h so I don't treat and I don't need 'em
but whatever it takes, I will give someone an 8-baller
They want a n***az c*nt, so I just f** 'em like I hate 'em
but whatever it takes, I will give someone an 8-baller
Hoes wanna oppose, like they know me or they knew me
but whatever it takes, I will give someone an 8-baller
[Chorus]
The 1st thing is I am gonna become gay...
The 2nd thing is I am gonna win the love of my teen school crush...
The 3rd thing is I am gonna become so sound this world wants me
The 4th thing is I am gonna give the motherf**ers an 8-baller
an 8-baller
an 8-baller
an 8-baller
[Verse 3]
Cause I'm too fly to say hello HA HA
See you later, long good-BYE
b**h yo, what you want pa
[A:] But you b**hes look so good
But it don't mean no give a f**
If there's one less b**hes out the neighbourhood
Because I never did respect 'em
You know you could never give a
Kool G. Rap a swift kick in the rectum
Check 'em, develop a chick is a pig
Because mad n***az b**hes
They put they lips around a n***a dick (Come on n***az)
Did they tell me how my dick is so much bigger (Yeah)
Swallow my nut if they forgot to call me Mister n***a (Ah)
[Chorus]
The 1st thing is I am gonna become gay...
The 2nd thing is I am gonna win the love of my teen school crush...
The 3rd thing is I am gonna become so sound this world wants me
The 4th thing is I am gonna give the motherf**ers an 8-baller
an 8-baller
an 8-baller
an 8-baller