[Verse 1] I know something exciting is happening I am gonna sh** someone It maybe the biggest midget in the world It maybe the biggest quer in the world but whatever it is you are gonna give them an 8-baller You might stick your co*k up the clock and you might be an a**-jabber but whatever you are, you are gonna give them an 8-baller You may have got nudged by an a**s**er and you may have got dodged by an axwound but whatever you gotten, you are gonna give them an 8-baller What a load of bollocks, you are such a beaner and a motherf**er a person might bumblef** you someday and we might go out together but before you do, you have to give them an 8-baller You have a clitface I said and you have a big penis it doesn't matter what you have, you're gonna give them an 8-baller Someday you might turn into a co*kmuncher, but for the moment focus on giving them an 8-baller [Chorus] The 1st thing is I am gonna become gay... The 2nd thing is I am gonna win the love of my teen school crush... The 3rd thing is I am gonna become so sound this world wants me The 4th thing is I am gonna give the motherf**ers an 8-baller an 8-baller an 8-baller an 8-baller [Verse 2] I maybe a c*ntlicker but whatever it takes, I will give someone an 8-baller You may stick in your head into my dick but whatever it takes, I will give someone an 8-baller Some people may call you a fata** and a f*ggot but whatever it takes, I will give someone an 8-baller Scream so loud, getting f**in' laid but whatever it takes, I will give someone an 8-baller You're crazy b**h, but you f** so good, I'm on top of it but whatever it takes, I will give someone an 8-baller But I like the way you f** me but whatever it takes, I will give someone an 8-baller I can't stand a b**h so I don't treat and I don't need 'em but whatever it takes, I will give someone an 8-baller They want a n***az c*nt, so I just f** 'em like I hate 'em but whatever it takes, I will give someone an 8-baller Hoes wanna oppose, like they know me or they knew me but whatever it takes, I will give someone an 8-baller [Chorus] The 1st thing is I am gonna become gay... The 2nd thing is I am gonna win the love of my teen school crush... The 3rd thing is I am gonna become so sound this world wants me The 4th thing is I am gonna give the motherf**ers an 8-baller an 8-baller an 8-baller an 8-baller [Verse 3] Cause I'm too fly to say hello HA HA See you later, long good-BYE b**h yo, what you want pa [A:] But you b**hes look so good But it don't mean no give a f** If there's one less b**hes out the neighbourhood Because I never did respect 'em You know you could never give a Kool G. Rap a swift kick in the rectum Check 'em, develop a chick is a pig Because mad n***az b**hes They put they lips around a n***a dick (Come on n***az) Did they tell me how my dick is so much bigger (Yeah) Swallow my nut if they forgot to call me Mister n***a (Ah) [Chorus] The 1st thing is I am gonna become gay... The 2nd thing is I am gonna win the love of my teen school crush... The 3rd thing is I am gonna become so sound this world wants me The 4th thing is I am gonna give the motherf**ers an 8-baller an 8-baller an 8-baller an 8-baller