[Intro: Singular Chainz]
I PAY MY BILLS ON TIME
[Hook: Singular Chainz]
The conspiracy is real,
The conspiracy is real,
Lizards in the government you know how I feel?
The conspiracy is real,
The conspiracy is real,
Disregard the dinosaurs (Man)
I want some cereal
[Verse: Singular Chainz]
You know what gets me angry?
Cause you know that it tastes tangy
And his teeth are looking fangy
And my veins are looking veiny (UH)
Feeling like im made of metal call me megatron
Living life, on my own, you could call me hella strong
Recently found out that riding girraffes is really fun
Gotta grab my light up sketchers like you told me i should run
[Hook: Singular Chainz]
The conspiracy is real,
The conspiracy is real,
There are lizards in the government you know how I feel?
The conspiracy is real,
The conspiracy is real,
Gonna grab a giant orange
and just peel peel peel
[Verse: Singular Chainz]
Stand tall
Never fall
Tear the wall, down
Look around
Take a look at whatchu've found
Hear the sounds of
All the people that have failed
Then go outside and get the mail~!
[CamJam Jumps In]
fu*k LETTUCE!
Peanut bu*ter tastes weird
People say that I am feared
Some say that I'm revered
And I'm tryna grow a beard
But in the end we're all lettuce
So be kind and just let us
Live, no beef with us
Either way you're never gonna catch us
WEAK STRAWS!
{Hook: Singular Chainz]
The conspiracy is real,
The conspiracy is real,
There are lizards in the government you know how I feel?
The conspiracy is real,
The conspiracy is real,
I have an std
This time it might be fo'real