[Intro: Singular Chainz] I PAY MY BILLS ON TIME [Hook: Singular Chainz] The conspiracy is real, The conspiracy is real, Lizards in the government you know how I feel? The conspiracy is real, The conspiracy is real, Disregard the dinosaurs (Man) I want some cereal [Verse: Singular Chainz] You know what gets me angry? Cause you know that it tastes tangy And his teeth are looking fangy And my veins are looking veiny (UH) Feeling like im made of metal call me megatron Living life, on my own, you could call me hella strong Recently found out that riding girraffes is really fun Gotta grab my light up sketchers like you told me i should run [Hook: Singular Chainz] The conspiracy is real, The conspiracy is real, There are lizards in the government you know how I feel? The conspiracy is real, The conspiracy is real, Gonna grab a giant orange and just peel peel peel [Verse: Singular Chainz] Stand tall Never fall Tear the wall, down Look around Take a look at whatchu've found Hear the sounds of All the people that have failed Then go outside and get the mail~! [CamJam Jumps In] fu*k LETTUCE! Peanut bu*ter tastes weird People say that I am feared Some say that I'm revered And I'm tryna grow a beard But in the end we're all lettuce So be kind and just let us Live, no beef with us Either way you're never gonna catch us WEAK STRAWS! {Hook: Singular Chainz] The conspiracy is real, The conspiracy is real, There are lizards in the government you know how I feel? The conspiracy is real, The conspiracy is real, I have an std This time it might be fo'real