[Verse 1]
Mr. Ba** lies waiting in his kelpy room
Waiting, 'til comes doom
He comes and then he goes
He sees Orca and then he knows
[Chorus]
I can see Mr. Ba**, he's on my wall
And I can feel Mr. Ba**, he's on my wall
And I can taste Mr. Ba**, he's on my wall
And I can smell Mr. Ba**, tomorrow
[Verse 2]
We finished the island with a broken motor
We went knockin' on the ba**' door
They were biting at alarming rate
Mr. Ba**, he was irate
[Chorus]
Mr. Ba** takes a beating
Billy Boy must keep eating
Old Pat, he must be burning
Look's like his stomach's turning
He feeds on the centipedes
He lies behind in a greenish hue
He'll eat whatever, he'll even eat you
Mr. Ba**, he knows my hook
Cause I've been reading them ba**in' books
[Chorus]