[Verse 1] Mr. Ba** lies waiting in his kelpy room Waiting, 'til comes doom He comes and then he goes He sees Orca and then he knows [Chorus] I can see Mr. Ba**, he's on my wall And I can feel Mr. Ba**, he's on my wall And I can taste Mr. Ba**, he's on my wall And I can smell Mr. Ba**, tomorrow [Verse 2] We finished the island with a broken motor We went knockin' on the ba**' door They were biting at alarming rate Mr. Ba**, he was irate [Chorus] Mr. Ba** takes a beating Billy Boy must keep eating Old Pat, he must be burning Look's like his stomach's turning He feeds on the centipedes He lies behind in a greenish hue He'll eat whatever, he'll even eat you Mr. Ba**, he knows my hook Cause I've been reading them ba**in' books [Chorus]