[Verse 1: Spoonfull]
Looking at him like he's crazy
Yeah, he's the crazy one
He must be the lazy one
That never wants to work
Alright, okay
I've heard some people talking about him before
Heard his old sandals shuffling around on the floor
Everybody hates those damn things
You can ask anyone
In the office or the neighborhood
He doesn't act the way he should
(Naw)
All the kids know to never talk to strangers
But apparently some strangers just don't understand the dangers of
Jared doesn't like the way he touched her face the other day
And said something about love is all she'll ever need
I don't need some stoned hippy hitting on my wife or
Giving me advice on how to live my life
I'm just fine, thank you very much
He should cut his hair, get a job
And try to find a woman of his own
Leave mine alone
Next time he comes around
I'll call the cops up
Those type of people should be locked up
[Hook: Spoonfull]
I'm not a big fan of you but I am a human
And I can see those bloody holes in your hands
If I put you in the car you may bleed on the upholstery
Or even worse, my new shirt if you keep getting close to me
So
Please forgive me
I know not what I do
Hallelujah
To you
[Verse 2: Spoonfull]
Yeah, I'm looking at him like he's crazy
He is the crazy one
He is the lazy one that walks around all day
With a smile on his face
I'd be happy too
If I were crazy as a bat
And lazy as a black
I'll tell you what, I've worked too hard for too long
To let some colored folk come and take away my country
The fella at the podium talking about his hippie plight
For civil rights, should be target practice if he's in my sight
He doesn't know me, he doesn't know my family
He's gonna have to k** me if he doesn't wanna banish me and
You could pry a gun from my cold dead fingers
If they get to me before I get to him
I'm a good church-going man from a God-loving place
My pastor would be proud of me today
Lord, please just tell me what to do when I stare at ya
The crosshairs look like a crucifix, God bless America
[Hook]
[Bridge: Spoonfull]
Sticks and stones and trudging through the sand
With the whole world on his back and nothing in his hands
He's simply too radical, if all of you agree
He can't stay then, hopefully you had a chance to say that
I'm not a big fan of you but I am a human
And I can see those bloody holes my hands (bloody holes in your hands)
Don't you dare bleed on the upholstery
Or even worse, my new shirt if you keep getting close to me
So
Please forgive me
I know not what I do
Hallelujah
To you
[Hook]