[Verse 1: Spoonfull] Looking at him like he's crazy Yeah, he's the crazy one He must be the lazy one That never wants to work Alright, okay I've heard some people talking about him before Heard his old sandals shuffling around on the floor Everybody hates those damn things You can ask anyone In the office or the neighborhood He doesn't act the way he should (Naw) All the kids know to never talk to strangers But apparently some strangers just don't understand the dangers of Jared doesn't like the way he touched her face the other day And said something about love is all she'll ever need I don't need some stoned hippy hitting on my wife or Giving me advice on how to live my life I'm just fine, thank you very much He should cut his hair, get a job And try to find a woman of his own Leave mine alone Next time he comes around I'll call the cops up Those type of people should be locked up [Hook: Spoonfull] I'm not a big fan of you but I am a human And I can see those bloody holes in your hands If I put you in the car you may bleed on the upholstery Or even worse, my new shirt if you keep getting close to me So Please forgive me I know not what I do Hallelujah To you [Verse 2: Spoonfull] Yeah, I'm looking at him like he's crazy He is the crazy one He is the lazy one that walks around all day With a smile on his face I'd be happy too If I were crazy as a bat And lazy as a black I'll tell you what, I've worked too hard for too long To let some colored folk come and take away my country The fella at the podium talking about his hippie plight For civil rights, should be target practice if he's in my sight He doesn't know me, he doesn't know my family He's gonna have to k** me if he doesn't wanna banish me and You could pry a gun from my cold dead fingers If they get to me before I get to him I'm a good church-going man from a God-loving place My pastor would be proud of me today Lord, please just tell me what to do when I stare at ya The crosshairs look like a crucifix, God bless America [Hook] [Bridge: Spoonfull] Sticks and stones and trudging through the sand With the whole world on his back and nothing in his hands He's simply too radical, if all of you agree He can't stay then, hopefully you had a chance to say that I'm not a big fan of you but I am a human And I can see those bloody holes my hands (bloody holes in your hands) Don't you dare bleed on the upholstery Or even worse, my new shirt if you keep getting close to me So Please forgive me I know not what I do Hallelujah To you [Hook]