Well, I bellied up to this b**h at the bar
Hey baby, can I push in your stool?
Didn't I see you in Beaver Hunt
With your legs in the air just-a spreadin your c*nt
With your legs in the air just-a spreadin your c*nt
With your legs in the air just-a spreadin your c*nt
I'm a handsome sort of guy
With a good complexion and a stiff erection
Maybe me and you could get together
And... you know... heh, heh, heh
I'm the type of guy to make things happen
A little bit crazy, yeah, I might be
But I've got a few kinky ideas
Let's see, how can I put it lightly
Hmmm... Aaaa... Well... Here goes-
I wanna spend some time in your behind
Poke and stroke 'til I shoot my slime
I've got me a mind to make some mookie
Stick my thick dick where you squirt your dookie
Run my tongue up and down your crack
Bite your a** and give it a smack
Sink my sub into your scrub (a scrub is a small bush)
Eat the little bubbles when you fart in the tub
I'll tell you something, pretty baby
You sure are lookin' fine
And I can tell by the way you cross your legs
You ain't never had a dick like mine
Now I think you're startin' to catch my drift
Am I making myself clear?
Out of all these babes you're my favorite pick
A lovesick chick who can s** good dick
A lovesick chick who can s** good dick
A lovesick chick who can s** good dick
I'm a horny sort of guy
With a nose for s*uts and a taste for bu*ts
Allow me to elaborate... one . more . time...
I'm the type of guy to lick your thigh
Eat me a box lunch down at the Y
Use me some Crisco to grease my pole
Slide it deep inside of your hole
s** your titty, lick your clitty
Even use my tongue where it tastes kind of sh**ty
Scale you like a ba**, feel up your gra**s
Stick my face in your a** when you pa** gas
I'll tell you something, pretty baby
You sure are lookin' fine
And I can tell by the way you cross your legs
You ain't never had a dick like mine
I want me a gal who can cuss like a trucker
Moan and groan and scream when I f** her
Use her mouth like a turkey baster
That's right mama, moisten my meat
I'd like to pay you a conjugal visit, baby
So quit playin' hard to get
I'll be shovin' my lovin' into your oven
Until that fur gets soakin' wet
Listen up, you stuck-up b**h
I'll tell you one more time
You may have f**ed every guy in town
But you ain't never had a dick like mine
Now somethin' tells me you ain't game
You haven't even bothered to tell me your name
Or introduce me to your friend
She's got a real cute face and a nice rear end
I'll show you chicks the time of your life
Hey, what are you planning to do with that knife?
Holy motherf**ing sh**!
You chicks just done me like John Wayne Bobbitt
Listen here you s**ist pig
We may be a couple of who*es
But with this knife we took a slice
And now we got a dick like yours