Spit - A Dick Like Mine lyrics

Well, I bellied up to this b**h at the bar Hey baby, can I push in your stool? Didn't I see you in Beaver Hunt With your legs in the air just-a spreadin your c*nt With your legs in the air just-a spreadin your c*nt With your legs in the air just-a spreadin your c*nt I'm a handsome sort of guy With a good complexion and a stiff erection Maybe me and you could get together And... you know... heh, heh, heh I'm the type of guy to make things happen A little bit crazy, yeah, I might be But I've got a few kinky ideas Let's see, how can I put it lightly Hmmm... Aaaa... Well... Here goes- I wanna spend some time in your behind Poke and stroke 'til I shoot my slime I've got me a mind to make some mookie Stick my thick dick where you squirt your dookie Run my tongue up and down your crack Bite your a** and give it a smack Sink my sub into your scrub (a scrub is a small bush) Eat the little bubbles when you fart in the tub I'll tell you something, pretty baby You sure are lookin' fine And I can tell by the way you cross your legs You ain't never had a dick like mine Now I think you're startin' to catch my drift Am I making myself clear? Out of all these babes you're my favorite pick A lovesick chick who can s** good dick A lovesick chick who can s** good dick A lovesick chick who can s** good dick I'm a horny sort of guy With a nose for s*uts and a taste for bu*ts Allow me to elaborate... one . more . time... I'm the type of guy to lick your thigh Eat me a box lunch down at the Y Use me some Crisco to grease my pole Slide it deep inside of your hole s** your titty, lick your clitty Even use my tongue where it tastes kind of sh**ty Scale you like a ba**, feel up your gra**s Stick my face in your a** when you pa** gas I'll tell you something, pretty baby You sure are lookin' fine And I can tell by the way you cross your legs You ain't never had a dick like mine I want me a gal who can cuss like a trucker Moan and groan and scream when I f** her Use her mouth like a turkey baster That's right mama, moisten my meat I'd like to pay you a conjugal visit, baby So quit playin' hard to get I'll be shovin' my lovin' into your oven Until that fur gets soakin' wet Listen up, you stuck-up b**h I'll tell you one more time You may have f**ed every guy in town But you ain't never had a dick like mine Now somethin' tells me you ain't game You haven't even bothered to tell me your name Or introduce me to your friend She's got a real cute face and a nice rear end I'll show you chicks the time of your life Hey, what are you planning to do with that knife? Holy motherf**ing sh**! You chicks just done me like John Wayne Bobbitt Listen here you s**ist pig We may be a couple of who*es But with this knife we took a slice And now we got a dick like yours